What We Do

Here at Nothing we make things that nobody needs. For example, some of our best selling products are our websites containing nothing and our nothing packages that are available for shipping nowhere. If you have any suggestions for any new nothing products please send them to our PO box located in nowhere.

Our Affiliates

Nothing is affiliated with our partner companies:

• Something
• Nowhere Maps
• Nobody's Charity
• The Somewhere Foundation

Why We Do This

Nothing was founded in 3141.59 to help alien people in need. Some of the resources we provided were air and hydrohydroxic acid. This allowed them to make club soda which they thought was burning their mouths, so they killed all our workers. Since then we have dedicated our work to being the least impactful company.